Park My Boat Terms and Conditions

By reading this you have agreed that you and your dependents and progeny and their descendants and their progeny including your unborn and their sons and daughters whether conceived in or out of wedlock and continuing in perpetuity agree to indemenify Park My Boat against all and every possible hurt harm prejudice liability tort or malpractice until the end of All Time and that failure to do so on your part or to be perceived in doing so shall result in the confiscation and enslavement of you and your entire family, chattles, lands estates goods, movible or otherwise and anything of any value whatsoever with out recompemsation and recovery and your Damnation to the deepest pits of Hell